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Van: "Are you gonna let me have a look or what?"
Thomas: "No, I'm not gonna let you look."
Fiona: "Please, may I have a look?"
Thomas: "Of course you can. Here you go."
Van: "What?!"

Thomas was such a bitch haha 

(Source: girlwhonevergrewup)

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magpieinthesky:

BOOM only needed help figuring out two of these. 

Ted’s Girls:

Stella

Zoey
Karen
the girl who beat you up (Natalie) (“Return of the Shirt”)
the girl who ruined a photo with Slash (Unnamed) (“Say Cheese”)
the girl who made you get the butterfly tattoo (Amy) (“Wait for It”)
the girl who shared a bed with her brother (Royce) (“The Wedding Bride”)
the girl who did porn (Steph) (“Return of the Shirt”)
the girl who ran over the hitchhiker (Jackie) (“Return of the Shirt”)
the girl who had crazy eyes (Janine) (“Swarley”)
the girl who gave you throw pillows (Lauren Stein) (“Stuff”)
the girl who gave you the lamp (Alison Moses) (“Stuff”)
the girl who gave you twelve mix tapes (Jeannie Radford) (“Stuff”) [Ted gave HER the 12 mix tapes though]
the girl Barney slept with first (Stacey) (“Little Boys”)
the girl who wouldn’t stop talking (Cathy) (“Spoiler Alert”)
the girl you made out with on St. Patrick’s Day (Ashlee) (“No Tomorrow”)
the girl who took your virginity (Molly) (“First Time in New York”)
the girl who was just using you to get back at her ex (Angie) (“The Front Porch”)
the girl who was way too into sci fi (Unnamed) (“The Front Porch”)
the girl who Barney hired to play his wife (“Betty”/Margaret) (“The Stinsons”)
the girl who texted too soon (Holli) (“Three Days Rule”) [but not really since that was Ted who was trying to text her]
the girl you went on two blind dates with (Jen) (“Double Date”)
the girl who turned out to be a lesbian (Cindy) (“Girls vs. Suits”)
the girl whose name you can’t remember (Blah Blah) (“How I Met Everyone Else”)
the girl who was a militant hippie vegan (Strawberry) (“Say Cheese”) [though in the episode she only says she’s a vegetarian]
the girl you naked man’d (Vicky) (“The Naked Man”)
the girl you had a threeway with (allegedly) (Trudy) (“Third Wheel”)
the other girl you had a threeway with (unconfirmed) (Rachel) (“Third Wheel”)
the girl in the slutty pumpkin costume (Unnamed) (“Slutty Pumpkin”)
the girl who worked the coat check at that club (Unnamed) (“Okay Awesome”)
the girl you thought was a hooker (Mary) (“Mary the Paralegal”)
the girl you thought was your perfect match (Dr. Sarah O’Brien OR Unnamed) (“Matchmaker” OR “Milk”— unconfirmed)
the girl you dumped on her birthday (still Natalie) (“Return of the Shirt”)
the girl kept you on the hook (Tiffany) (“Hooked”)
the girl who worked at the GNB cafeteria (Louisa) (“Old King Clancy”)
the girl who’s always in a relationship (Maggie) (“The Window”)
the girl who killed your turtle (Unnamed) (“Little Boys”)